Is that a back massager or a sex toy?

How about BOTH? Remember that infamous episode of “Sex & The City” when Kim Catrell’s character “Samantha” tried to return her VIBRATOR to The Sharper Image and got into a huge debate with the Sharper Image salesman about it being a massager. back and no sex. toys Turns out they were both right!

For decades, women have been buying “back massagers” from the Sears & Roebuck catalog! Mommy’s little helper came in the form of Valium and “Oster” massagers.

Modern women can buy a “back massager” at Walgreens, CVS, and just about any other local drugstore in the neighborhood. I remember buying my Hitachi Magic Wand at a local Walgreens about 20 years ago and it still works fine. I bought it at the pharmacy thinking I was being discreet. (He was 21 at the time…so naive.) I didn’t realize that everyone in the FREE WORLD used their back massagers for other areas and not just a tight neck or back. What can I say, I was a late bloomer.

The Hitachi Magic Wand is probably the most INfamous back massager. Every lesbian I’ve ever met and talked to about sex toys has mentioned the magical Hitachi’s electric wand, often referred to as a “magic wand”. I always joke that lesbians KNOW THEIR TOYS! And, here in the Bay Area, where we do our Bliss Pleasure Parties, we meet plenty of gay women who aren’t too shy about sharing their favorite sex toys with us.

The magic wand is a beautiful toy and is also a FAB back massager. It plugs into the wall so it’s very reliable. There are no batteries to wear out or die on you right then oh so important moment! Seriously, it’s a great massager that also works great for masturbation and partner sex. It’s not the sexiest vibrator and it’s not the prettiest, but I can tell you it’s VERY reliable and will get the job done EVERY time.

But, here is some very good news that I am very excited to share with all of you. The company that makes the Hitach magic wand is now shipping a new wireless and waterproof wand called the Mystic Wand. I think it’s PERFECTION and I’m so excited that my clients seem to agree. I’ve been showing it off for about a month at our house parties and everyone who touches it falls in love with it too.

The new Mystic Wand has this delicious skin on the wand/bulb which is called “skin safe silicone”, so this vibrator can be used all over the body, even on sensitive skin! Massage sore shoulders and soothe sore necks, then guide the rounded head to more intimate areas of your body for truly awe-inspiring sensations. The flexible neck allows this massager to be used at any angle, hitting sweet spots you didn’t even know you had!

This new “back massager” is like the sweeter, sexier, more portable version of the Hitachi Magic Wand. It runs on 4 double AA batteries and has LOTS of power for those who like their toys louder. It has 6 speeds, so something for everyone! And it is WIRELESS much easier to share with your partner and use together.

Both wands are made by one of my favorite sex toy manufacturers, Vibratex. Vibratex is the maker of the Original Rabbit Pearl, the “rabbit” that Charlotte from “Sex & The City” became addicted to. Vibratex makes great quality toys and in my opinion this new cordless “back massager” is at the top of their TOP 3 sex toys. They have a knack for making durable toys, they are made with women in mind and they also think a lot about ergonomics. (Plus, their sex toys come with a 1-year warranty!)

Do you want one of your own? Tell Santa what a good girl you’ve been! Add it to her wish list and tell Santa she can use coupon code “WAND” to get a FREE bullet with her purchase of a “Back Massager”!