3 ways you can make your wife want to give you oral sex

Hey man,

I will tell you exactly what you need to do to make your wife like to give you oral sex. First, the question is: why doesn’t she like to give you oral right now? Here are a couple of reasons preventing your wife from giving you oral:

1. You are an animal, and when she gives you oral, she shoves it down her throat like a raging bull. Stop doing that, it makes her vomit. She can’t have a deep throat, yet.

2. You are too hairy. Hey, it’s not easy to oral a guy when pubic hair stays on his tongue and between his teeth all the time. So go shave, shit and shower. It will help you to be more oral with your wife.

3. She’s really bad at it. She is bad at giving oral and she knows it. So she doesn’t want to humiliate herself in front of you. That might be the case, but it probably isn’t.

4. She thinks oral sex is not worth the effort. Your “ROI on Blowjob” just isn’t worth it. So she doesn’t want to invest in that “stake.” More on that later.

If your wife ever gave you oral sex in the past and then left once you got married, or sometime over the years, it’s probably for reason number 4. You got BORED, and probably lazy to please her . She doesn’t see the benefit of giving you oral. Why? “Or” What’s in it for me? “It’s just not big enough. There is no free lunch. Sure, some women love to give their guy a blowjob, but they love it for A REASON. Here’s a couple of reasons women like to give oral:

1. It makes you feel powerful to give oral sex to a powerful man. If you have power, you get more oral sex. It is a fact. I could prove it with a mathematical calculation.

2. If she LOVES this guy and wants to make sure she doesn’t seek oral sex elsewhere.

3. If she is a natural “pleaser” and loves to “serve” other people, giving makes her feel good about herself.

4. She is very good at it, and people like to do what they are good at. Especially if it makes you love her for it.

So how do you use this information to your advantage? And how do you get your wife to like giving you oral and stop doing it as a “homework” or as a “job” on your anniversary?

1. Become more powerful. Work on yourself to become great at something. Make more money, do everything you can to have more self-confidence. This will make you more attractive to other women, which will also make you more attractive to your wife. Which will make her feel insecure and will want to give you oral sex for fear of losing you.

2. Exercise. Women would rather give oral sex to a fit guy than a 300 pound pig. Lose your stomach. It will give you more oral sex and you will feel better about yourself. Don’t be lazy.

3. Eat it. Better than ever. It is the rule of reciprocity, if you devour her like a champion, she will feel compelled to “give you your money back.” Don’t expect to get anything if you don’t give her anything, especially if what you give her is worse than what she can get on average from any other man.