How to get the girl next door

Screenplay

Everyone would love that ‘girl-next-door’ scenario where you can sneak next door whenever you want with a pretty good-looking hot woman. You have some fun; you head home just after midnight.

Wherever you live, if there is an opportunity to seduce a neighbor, take it! For you young people, you have the best opportunities when you are in your student accommodation. You share the same corridor with 100 other girls!

You older guys don’t walk right past your door every day, but I’m sure there’s one on your street that you can’t help but take a second glance at.

Picking up your neighbor is a warm approach in some respects; you already have something in common, you share the same street name. It’s polite to meet your neighbors, so she should be more open to starting that initial conversation than a girl in a bar.

The challenge

However,

Don’t think this is going to be a ride; she already knows more about you than you think. She saw you changing in the front room last week and she thinks you changed your waist a bit. She also saw you wear those hideous boxer shorts when you took out the garbage late at night. I’m sure the list goes on.

Also, if you mess things up, you’ll be the talk of the street and seeing her suddenly becomes a very uncomfortable occurrence. There goes your invitation to the summer street barbecue round up at number four.

How to get it

If you get it, then everything becomes ideal. It’s worth the risk of pursuing her just because if you do, you have a potential Sunday night girl, a potential date, and potentially a joint mortgage. And the reality is, worst case scenario, you make another friendly neighbor (which means an invite to the house party in the summer, where you’ll meet all of her cute friends). She would rather avoid being unpleasant to you since she has to live by your side for many more years.

Start by being the friendly neighbor living a cool life. The polite thing to do is introduce yourself to new people on the street. Not enough people do that, so no one really gets to know the people they live with today.

Keep the conversation short and close it after five to ten minutes of conversation. You don’t want to be dragged into conversations of ‘what colors are you going to paint each room’ and ‘how close are the local stores’. That’s just a standard conversation the other neighbors would have had with her earlier that day.

Tell her that you love meeting new neighbors and that she should drop by one night for a bit and get to know each other. The thing to remember is that when people are new to an area/place/country/company, they are always much more open to meeting people. Then she’ll be more than happy to come and she’ll be glad you offered!

Many times I have approached girls who have moved to Bristol due to their job/lifestyle and don’t know anyone yet so they didn’t require much screening to get numbers because they are actually more eager than you. to meet new people!

Climbing

Plan to come one night, preferably on the weekend so you don’t have work the next day. Light a fire (or if you don’t have one, make it cozy) and grab a bottle of red wine.

Avoid the boring conversation of being a homebuyer and talk in a fun way about his and her life, background, hobbies, etc. Slowly but surely move on to dating/relationship stuff so she feels comfortable sharing personal information with you. But draw the line with this; don’t start advising her about her love life because then you become the best gay friend.

Make sure you leave lots of little indicators that you see her in a way other than ‘just friends’ by saying things like ‘wow, you’re smart and cute at the same time!’

Remember to stick to the tug-of-war theory; Always follow up statements of interest with a challenging question, teaser, or disqualifier.

The key point in picking up your neighbor is to let him know your intentions at some point. Your attempt to get her can be seen by her as if you were a good neighbor.

So initiate physical contact, push her away, nudge her when she says something silly, and tickle her when she deserves it. Make sure you’re the one calling at night, but say how much fun it was and that it’s actually cooler than you originally expected.

Plan to do something again, but make sure it’s something off your street. If she’s new to the area/city, then you can show her something really cool and unique about your hometown.

Always suggest your house to meet. Never suggest your house, because we use it as a great statement of interest. When he offers to bring you closer to his, that’s when you know you can go for the closure.

Take her with you to the city (and some friends if that’s more comfortable), but don’t drink ridiculous amounts; you want to go home in a good state. I suggest you come back because you have this great movie you rented from Blockbuster the other day and you haven’t seen it yet.

Go back to yours (make sure you go home) and sit her down on the couch. Before putting on the movie, she asks “do you want to kiss me?”. (Close Kiss Mystery). If she says yes or maybe, she does it. Only if she says ‘no’ do you respond by saying I didn’t say you couldn’t, it sounds like you had something on your mind. She continues straight ahead to paste the film.

the perfect date

You’ve been to a few! My personal favorite is on the couch, a bottle of wine and a movie because women open up more when it’s just you and them.

If the mood is right, they will begin to feel very comfortable in his presence, but to achieve this, even the smallest things count, such as lighting, warmth, music, etc.

You need to get her out of the house and to a different place with her, even though you will be ‘just a neighbor’ otherwise. A Saturday night at a nice wine bar is a good option, but come back at 11pm for a movie.

keeping it

Enjoy living independently for now; they live 10 meters apart, so there is no need to make dramatic life changes to be with her.

Keep the relationship as it is as long as you enjoy it this way. Like you, she will enjoy having her own house and living just a few yards from you.

Let her come to your house more than you go to hers; it is not a specialty, but it is a statement of authority. Introduce her to your friends and encourage yourself to meet her.

Recommended Routines

IOI – “I guess you’re not just a pretty face… I like smart girls!” If you say this, he will get what you have in mind. From their reaction, you can judge if you’ve done enough or if you haven’t achieved attraction yet.

Close – “I have this great movie that I want to watch at home, let’s cook some pasta and watch it, but I leave at 2 am because I have a busy day tomorrow.” This is inviting her back to yours, but ending it so she doesn’t feel pressured and knows when her exit point is.