Richard Gere Gone With the Wind by Shilpa Shetty

Hollywood Cowlifornia is where American Film Idols are made. Richard Gere is the protagonist of American Gigolo and “Pretty Woman, walking down the street, Pretty Woman, for a while, Pretty Woman, talk for a while, Pretty woman, give me your smile, Pretty Woman, give me your cheek.” “

If you take the words Bombay and Hollywood and put them together, you have the film capital of India, Bollywood. Shilpa Shetty has been nominated for 4 Filmfare Awards (Indian Oscars). The stunningly beautiful 31-year-old Shilpa Shetty and her younger sister, actress Shamita Shetty, are the Indian version of the Hilton sisters.

Richard Gere is a peace activist like Mahatma Gandhi. Richard Gere traveled to India last week to launch his fame behind AIDS Awareness and People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, PETA. Talk about preaching to converts. In India, which has more than a billion inhabitants, the Hindu people worship cows as sacred beings. It is illegal to kill or injure a cow. The cow is the Divine Symbol of Mother Earth giving free milk, cheese, butter, manure as fertilizer and smoking manure a powerful anti-pollution and never asking for anything in return. How can a billion people be accommodated in a mental institution?

Bollywood makes more movies and sells more tickets worldwide than Hollywood. Each Bollywood movie is a colorful three-hour long musical with a popcorn intermission. Good butter, bad beef. The United States has just sold 8 nuclear reactors to India for the purpose of making more nuclear bombs. The main dispute between Hindu India and neighboring Muslim Pakistan is that Muslims eat meat, albeit only kosher meat. A Hasidic rabbi like the Christian and Muslim Messiah Jesus Christ must ensure that the cow is slaughtered in accordance with the Brooklyn rules and regulations of the Kashruth Council of the United States of America.

In Afghanistan, people, including Taliban soldiers, line up for hours to buy tickets to Bollywood movies. It is allowed to bomb the market with suicide bombs, but bombing the cinemas is strictly prohibited. “Zeig Heil!” Charlie Chaplin said.

Richard Gere and Shilpa Shetty are standing on stage in India last week before a cheering and adoring crowd. Richard Gere yells “Sex, no!”, “Condoms, yes!” Let’s see him try that in Vatican City. Shilpa Shetty does not wear a burqa. Shilpa Shetty appeared in a revealing swimsuit on the cover of Cosmopolitan magazine.

After his speech, Richard Gere walks up to Shilpa Shetty and kisses her twice on the cheek. Then he takes her in his arms like Heather Mills in a Tango, leans her back and kisses her again on the cheek. Richard then takes a step back into the cheering crowd, kneels like a Shakespearean actor, bows his head, and blossoms his arm toward his queen, the smiling Shilpa Shetty. A week later, a retentive anal nerd in Jaipur India files a complaint, alleging that Richard Gere and Shilpa Shetty committed public obscenity. Kissing is fine on the Bollywood big screen, but Judge Dinesh Gupta declared that “The Kiss” was very erotic sexually, transgressed all limits of vulgarity, and issued an arrest warrant for Richard Gere and Shilpa Shetty. Everyone is critical. The chances that Richard Gere will return to Bombay again to face 6 years in a mousetrap prison are the same as those that Larry Birkhead will bring Dannielynn back to Nassau for the custody hearing on June 6 once he has her healthy. and safe and under the jurisdiction of the California family court. and the Supreme Court of the United States of America. God bless America.