Sex in the Obama era

Legal sexual assault, child sex games, college exercises. America in 2011 is a far cry from what your grandfather or beloved father knew.

Those “enhanced security measures” introduced by the TSA and fully endorsed by the DHS secretary, who also maintains that our southern border is secure even as Border Patrol agents and civilians are being massacred, have been denounced for what which they really are: “tyranny, sexual assault, and a violation of the Constitution’s prohibition against unreasonable searches and seizures.”

New Hampshire State Representative George Lambert has sponsored a bill that would make not just touching your “trash” a federal crime, but simply viewing someone’s breasts or genitals by a TSA agent would constitute a sexual assault. Men and women have already reported numerous cases of officers not only abusing security requirements, but even unnecessarily stripping people naked, but arguing over who feels good; They call it “frisks” on young and pretty women.

Lambert thinks the TSA has gone too far. HB 628 would require officers convicted of sexual assault to register for life as Level 3 sex offenders. He’s not alone in his thinking, though Rep. Laura Pantelakos readily advised those who don’t want to submit to assaults to avoid flying. .

Professor John Michael Bailey of the prestigious Northwestern University would surely compete with the representative. She and Pantelakos might want to participate in his next presentation after class on “networks for kinky people” and maybe bring his main attraction.

Bailey indicated that her entirely optional co-curricular activity after her human sexuality class was “not for the faint of heart,” which was a good thing since it involved a female volunteer undergoing what could cause a stroke in people with hearts. weak, and that it should cause spasms of horror on the part of women’s rights advocates, though it resulted in neither.

With the help of her boyfriend, and with a mere educational value, the volunteer was penetrated with an electric drill adapted for this purpose.

“Bailey allowed a guest speaker, Ken Melvoin-Berg, to narrate the use of the sex toy, known as an ‘f-saw,’ on a woman who was not a Northwestern student. Melvoin-Berg, which operates a local sex tour,… described [the demonstration] as “appropriate” and educational.” Others described it as disturbing. The reaction of the students was mixed. The rational reaction was revulsion.

Bailey released a statement saying, “I hope many people disagree with me. Thoughtful discussion of controversial issues is the cornerstone of learning.”

It’s amazing how the ownership of college perverts allows them to take on an academic aura. Parents of Bailey students must be very proud that their cherubs are learning from him, especially since their resident expert was a “local sex tour” operator.

Based on Bailey’s concept of learning, parents of college students and middle and high school students should be positively excited about Nintendo’s raunchy new Wii video game, “We Dare.” Some “outraged parents say it promotes orgies and lesbian sex among children as young as 12”, but what do they know?

Britain’s The Sun describes the innovation of the Play Station 3 as follows: “The girls are seen with the Wii remote dangling suggestively between their lips. Players then hide the ‘Wiimote’ inside their clothes before the others beat their asses to control a flying cartoon character on screen. The men strip for the girls as part of another task.”

Not content with the whipping, “one version of the promotional video, already viewed by 375,000 people on YouTube, ends with the boys swapping partners and apparently having sex. An alternate ending has the four of them playing together.” The good news is that “We Dare is intended for an adult audience” and “the age rating was established by an independent European panel.”

After all, what’s a game without a sex game and since Europeans set the game rating and American kids will respect that rating like they do the Bible, what’s the deal?

It is unfortunate that the Transportation Security Agency, Northwestern University, and the creators of Nintendo do not have the moral integrity of Brigham Young University, which gave up its chances of a national basketball championship by suspending Brandon Davies for the season for violating the school honor code.

Honor, principles, ethics and morality are still very useful today, even in the Obama Era, even if they are long gone.